NEW BLOG

I have anew blog, and I have this picture of a LION because if you read my new blog you can hear me ROAR..haha just kidding. However, this is a blog about my divorce experience and some things that have helped me along the way also..so if you know anyone who is in a divorce send them to my blog..maybe we can be divorcing blog friends together??

Massage

Those of you that know me..or know me well know that I love to get a wonderful massage every now and then. I cannot even begin to tell you the benefits. For me the number one benefit is decreased stress and WAY LESS migraine's.
So needless to say this last year I have thoroughly enjoyed my massages. Many of you who know me also know that I love Sergi, my normal massage therapist. I think it might be the Spanish accent because he is from Spain. I also found a new massage therapist I love just as much his name is Gentaurus..he is from.....Lithuania? Croatia?? I can't remember. But, professional and kind.

WELL TODAY

I had scheduled a massage earlier in the week and none of my favorites were working.....so I took the next best guy..who the receptionist said was VERY GOOD. I said well, good like SERGI or Gentaurus?? She assured me, yes.

THIS WAS A LIE.

As I lay buck naked on the table, covered of course with a myriad of sheets and blankets the guy asked me questions about my life. I told him that my life had been stressful because I am in the middle of a divorce which as of late has been the major cause of many of these pesky migraines. He asked me why?? I told him a little bit and then he proceeded to tell me that I needed to have an affair.

WHAT??!!!??

I said, well I am very old fashioned and I don't think that would really help much, he hinted a getting "Drinks" after and going to some concert, and there was a website that I could go to to find other people looking to have an affair with and that he had checked it out.

WEIRD. WEIRD. WEIRD.
I am hoping the pretending to be asleep and not responding helped him get the hint.

He said I should return in two weeks to see him.

"You Wish" I thought as I walked out the door!!!

Howdy Pardner......Or Indiana Jones!

Disneyland- August 2010

We went to Disneyland with my family. We stayed in a great little hotel right next to the cross walk to get over to Disneyland. We were there for five days and had a blast! We rode all of the rides, saw some show's and even went to the beach one afternoon. It was just what my little family needed.

Weirdo's..THIS ONE'S FOR YOU.

OK ORIENTAL PORN STARS.
QUIT COMMENTING ON MY BLOG.
YOU ARE GROSS.
and I don't care for your stupid comments you got out of the CHINESE to AMERICAN Dictionary that say..Rome was not built in a day and then the ........................................dots underneath it lead to some nasty site.
KNOCK IT OFF.
I am now a professional boxer you know.

See. Watch and Learn my little friends...Watch and Learn...You can't translate those moves into Chinese..you only have sumo wrestlers..they can't dance like a butterfly and sting like a bee.

Why Europe Does IT better

There is a store in the UK that I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE and also a few in France. Just beautiful classic stuff. Aren't they just gorgeous?? They are wedding shoes. And not to mention that you can buy the CUTEST baby and kids clothes at this store too..it is called Monsoon..look it up and drool with me...
Check out this wedding dress...A few alterations and a girl would be good to go. They are having a sale right now as we speak...
I bought a dress there last year and alas the bubs are a little too big for this lass to zip it all the way up, but oh how I love that dress and WILL get into it soon. You know, give me a little slack here..it has been a crazy year.
Did you know that you can go into any grocery store in France and buy totally cute kids clothes, and wonderful soaps that cost a fortune at whatever that fancy schmancy store is ..oh what is it called LE....something?!!?? know it is going to bug me all night.
Look at this Party dress fro little girls 3-8 yrs. at Monsoon.. Don't you jsut want to twirl your little girl around in it?? I do. Also. check this little number out
I think they are adorable you should she the casual dresses too.!!..For girls and women..ADORABLE.

Mama Said Knock You OUT!!

Alright!!! Enough Debbie Downer....talking about my last post there...
I have a new Gangster name given to my by my trainer Terrance,
It's "SHO-NUFF"
Today We Boxed, it looked like this
It didn't really but while I was boxing I was really getting into it, and Terrance says, Someone likes boxing in a sing song voice and then He said, SHO NUFF'S in the house..
I really did like boxing except for the fact that I can distinctly feel the muscles between my shoulder blades right now..owie.

I really want new bedding, but I decided to put it off for a bit this is what I really want...
Ok it won't down load but it looks like a comfy grey t-shirt I had in high school that I loved so much I wore until it had holes..IT's at Anthropologie...sigh insert here....

A girl can dream, but I would really like to have my OWN bedding not some that I shared with HE WHO WILL NOT BE NAMED.
Plus don't you think the boxer on the rights bubbies look weird?? Didn't they have bra's in the 1920'S??

Which reminds me for those of us "endowed" girls my friend says there is a new GREAT bra at Victoria's Secret..it is Body by Victoria and she said she is going to call it the ace bandage bra cause it holds those suckers in! I need one!!